We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
Not getting to Zoe for another 11 months.
People who stand in doorways: What the hell are they thinking?
Sony ‘Customer Service’.
The West Wing being cancelled.
Sore leg.
Will and Grace.
TV adverts lasting more than 20 minutes.
Bad hairdressers.
Not being able to speak Korean.
Losing my wallet (and canceling the cards only to find that I had them somewhere else).
The fact that Koreans don’t wait for people to get off of a bus/subway/lift before trying to get on. The idea of waiting for someone else to do something before doing whatever you want to do is lost on them.
See above, but with driving.
Not being able to find a sewing kit.
Prince.
Getting older on Saturday.
This has not been an entirely comprehensive list, and I’ll add to it from time to time. I have been doing quite a lot of work on ‘Owski’s Theory of Idiocy’: it states that at any time there is someone doing something that pisses me off.
Other than that, it's been a good week, watch out for our new segment starting in the next couple of days; 'From Fats to Fitches', charting my attempt at getting away from being a big tubber.
posted by Alanowski @ 12:33 pm
3 Comments:
Hiya Alan!
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin.
The standing in doorways and not letting you get off public transport also happened in spain, i think its just a wee game johnny foreigner plays with us.
a great man once said:- "cheese is great" and ive carried that with me till this very day.
- Scott
This sort of thing also happens in Italy. In fact -- you'll like this -- when I was in Rome -- it's such a funny story -- I was going to get off the bus -- here's the clincher -- but I couldn't because of people getting on -- and! -- and I was stuck on the bus and had to go another mile before we got to the next stop and I could get off.
Yeah, okay, that wasn't as funny as I'd suspected. But it happened.
On the good side -- Will & Grace are also being cancelled, Alan. God giveth and he also choreth like a Panner.
Mr Buchanan brings himself into the game quickly and strongly with 2 points there. The table is really hotting up.
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