Well I is sorry, mas'sa. You be the boss-man now and all us chill'ins must learn your ways.
While we were riding around on our hired bikes we realised a startling fact: not one single Korean can ride a bike well. I am not sure where this riding inability stems from, but I reckon it is probably from not being good at cycling. That's my guess anyway.
We were cycling along heading up to a lake when we passed a group of maybe 20 or so Koreans. As we cycled past, they were all over the place, weaving back and forth and not really in control of the bike at all. This was not a case of them being drunk early (common for males here), we saw the same thing all day long (perhaps meaning they were drunk later?)
With the kids spending several thousand hours a week in school and studying, I imagine that most don't get to play around on their bikes until it's too late to learn (around 19 years old I would say, any time after that it's too late to learn how to ride a bike or sing).
I understand that this post brings no accurate account of what happened. It also contains several glaring exaggerations and some stuff I just made up. But facts is facts people, dinnae forget it!


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Bloody war films. I don't watch war films. If it doesn't have Bette Midler in it, I don't want to know about it.
I did a search out of curiousity and I've never even heard of this film. In fact I suspect Alan owns the site where I found this quote and conjured the film from a puff of imagination and a roll of duct tape.
Well from the fastest to a very slow one this time, they can't all be recent box office smashes.
Also, who was it that managed to get hit 4000! on the site, let me know.
Good luck on the quote, keep trying.
Sorry no bonuses for being the lesser spaz, well done for getting it though.
Catching up on DFP in the league now.
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