God is very busy. He can't control all the details. He's running a franchise operation.
Yes indeedily do, it's officially official. Cardinal Ratzinger, formal a member of Hitler Youth, has been appointed Pope.
He takes the name of Benedict XVI -- most probably to escape his creditors.
In a statement to the press Cardinal Francis Arinze of Nigeria, a potential Papal candidate said, "Is it coz I is black?"
Pope Benedict XVI has been invited to a guest voice spot on The Simpsons in a story line in which is is revealed that it was Maggie who shot John Paul II. It is believed he will decline due to a previous commitment to appear on Will & Grace.
This has been Pope Watch, I'm not Sir Trevor MacDonald. And neither are you!
Todays post has been brought to you from the brain of DFP, thank you for listening.
posted by Alanowski @ 12:27 pm
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You know you could have corrected my spelling mistakes if you were going to reprint.
Today's quote is from that other Robbie Coltrane catholic-themed film, Nuns on the Run.
Those of you who are Star Wars fans should know that this new guy is actually Pope Palpatine I. Oh yes. I tell you, they're like the Sith, "the master" JP2 pops it and "the apprentice" takes his place. Plus he also looks like the Emperor. He was even a Nazi soldier -- part of the evil empire (not McDonalds, the other evil empire).
All comments on the site are subject to being added as comments at a later date. Unfortunately the level of writing talent that has been displayed so far has given only one contributor that honor (in over six months!!).
Well done to DFP again for getting this quote. Burnside's calls for an easier quiz have fallen on deaf ears, but the judges are looking closely into answers from Mr DFP regarding, perhaps sladerous, rumours in the local press.
Stay tuned to see who will get a point next round, and if DFP can maintain this steady run while under the close scrutiny of the Alanowski Blogspot team.
¨Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, whose strong defence of Catholic orthodoxy has earned him a variety of sobriquets — including “the enforcer”, “the panzer cardinal” and “God’s rottweiler” — is expected to poll around 40 votes in the first ballot as conservatives rally behind him.¨
-Sunday times.
i for one would like to rally for the changing of the term Pope or Papa or fitever to ´Gods rottweiler´. who´s with me? i also think some kind of trademark drooling snarl and studded collar is in order. in fact lets give em all quirky titles and costumes and form some kind of Vatican Wrestling Federation (The VWF). its gotta be more interesting for the public...
maybe that marketing degree was a mistake afterall.
-Scott.
Scandalous! I'm being investigated by the gaming commission? This is the price of success. Surely a heroin addiction and messy public divorce are bound to follow.
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