That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man," or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.
We will be continuing the month of questions with this little doozy from Mr Buchanan. Please feel free to ask any others on the site. Todays quote is from the same movie as the last one, who can grab the two points on offer?
Dear Mr Owski
I have always hated having to carry a handkerchief around with me. Carrying a piece of cloth or tissue in my pocket is both tiresome and annoying. Should I have such worries whilst in Korea?
Thank you in advance,
Scott
Scott
Thanks for your letter. You will be happy to hear that there is no need for a hankie whilst in South Korea. The idea of using one is considered ‘dirty’ and should you should only use said rags while in a very private situation. It is actually more socially acceptable to loudly announce to those around you, by hacking and grinding in your throat, that you are about to spit. You will then be expected to spit directly onto the ground (indoors or outdoors). Spitting into an ashtray is also acceptable in places with carpets, such as pool halls.
Yours Snotteringly
Mr Owski
Dear Mr Owski
I have always hated having to carry a handkerchief around with me. Carrying a piece of cloth or tissue in my pocket is both tiresome and annoying. Should I have such worries whilst in Korea?
Thank you in advance,
Scott
Scott
Thanks for your letter. You will be happy to hear that there is no need for a hankie whilst in South Korea. The idea of using one is considered ‘dirty’ and should you should only use said rags while in a very private situation. It is actually more socially acceptable to loudly announce to those around you, by hacking and grinding in your throat, that you are about to spit. You will then be expected to spit directly onto the ground (indoors or outdoors). Spitting into an ashtray is also acceptable in places with carpets, such as pool halls.
Yours Snotteringly
Mr Owski
posted by Alanowski @ 11:03 pm
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Dear Mr Ed
I have wanted a horse for many a year, but i simply cannot afford one. I have heard that in Korea horses are much much fatter than here on mars, and much much much cheaper. In fact, i was speaking to a half-man/half-terrapin combination just the other day and he/it said that he heard that they are actually much much much much cheaper over there where you are there.
So my question to you is thus: Which washing powder would you recommend for removing even the toughest of stains?
Thanks
After much consternation over the validity of previous answers, and my resultant dismay over the almighty quizmasters decision (although no complaints were forthcoming) I have decided to cheat on this one.
No I didn't google. I asked a girl. Yuck. Apparently it's Finding Neverland. Hooray for girls.
gref
Well done Gref sir, 2 points are winging their way onto the table for you right now.
An I must say.... Hooray for girls indeed :)
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