You find irony... a bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
So far I have consumed an immeasurable amount of rice. This is not due to me eating so much rice that there is no number high enough to put to the volume that I have consumed, it is due to the fact that I didn't measure at the time. Measuring rice once it has passed through a person would probably be a very difficult and disgusting process.
So I have chosen to keep track of the volume of Soy Sauce that I have devoured since my arrival here. This task will not be vary accurate as there is Soy that has been eaten outside of the flat, and stuff that I ate here that came free with takeouts.
So what I'm really judging here is EXACTLY how many shop bought litres of soy sauce I've been through.
Uninterestingly enough, both William Shakespeare and the actor Christopher Timothy kept similar notes in their diaries. For them though, it was blue Smarties and Tizer. I shall not relay what Jonathan King and Michael Jackson have been known to keep a journals of.
It's been 1 litre of soy now, and my, hasn't it been a BLAST!?!
posted by Alanowski @ 7:45 pm
7 Comments:
Scotia say,
Woo hoo, finally a chance to answer another one... Conair
Get it right up ye´s
Mr Burnside does flirt quite outrageously.
I had planned to say something witty, but some days you just can't be bothered. I installed an improved version of my internet software just a minute ago and naturally my computer broke. There are few constants in life more... constant than the constant certainty that all new software promising improved functionality will hinder you.
I didn't even know you could buy soy sauce in litre bottles. I suppose in the far east the Soy Cow is more common, and they have adavanced milking procedures involving crane stance and 1980's power ballads. Balads? Ballads? Nope, they both look wrong.
Constantly yours. DFP.
Soy sauce is really bad for you..it is full of salt. Stop taking so much.
Burnside said:
[Did you know that no word in the english language rhymes with.....month, orange, silver or purple]
I find that difficult to believe, what about bunth, shmorange, dilver and furple? Time to go back to the school books buddy!
I assume that anonymous is my mother in this case telling me not to eat too much salt, once again proving that the most offhand of comments can put you in trouble:
'I've had one litre of soy sauce in Korea'
'I ate a big red candle'
'I just broke that vase in the kitchen'
It's gone mad I tells ya.....MAAAAAAAAD
See those latest pictures dude?
The one where you are hugging a girl called 'Hannah'?
Frankly, i am frightened for that girl! Dont know whether its the demonic grin on your face or the actual devils eyes which you have sprouted.
I fear that she may never be seen again.....
keithowski
She will be seen again, you must however pay an entrance fee to 'Dr Owski's House Of Interesting Things In Differently Shaped Tubs'.
I'm working on the name.
Oh and Scott was right on the money for this trip, who will get a point in the next round?
The excitment would be tangible if it was made of some sort of silicone putty.
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