The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski

With a great deal of thanks going out to Keithy Boy for making it more obvious as to my true role here, I have been inundated with requests for removal of spouses and significant others, as well as a few lesser known celebrities.

If you wish to take atvantages of my services, please wire the regular request fee to my bank account and leave a message on the website. Cost of each removal shall be decided on a hit by hit basis, but be aware that the cost will go up with the difficulty of the assignment. Cost shall also be reduced should I wish to remove stated individual for personal reasons or fun.